Passive Aggressive Positivity

zach, 20, native houstonian, current chicagoan. i can be pretty militant in my opinions on GIRLS, gun control, education reform and cats. or at least, that's what you'll find in abundance here. cultivate calm.

So I just went to put a lightbulb in my desk lamp because I have had enough of not having a lamp and the cord is wrapped around it. I mutter under my breath “Good job, past Zach for being an asshole.”

Then, when I plugged it in, I threw my hands in the air and said “And God said, let their be lamp!”

#praise stoned cleaning  #home alone tonight  #so i can be weird as hell!  
10 months ago on July 03, 2012 at 08:55pm with 3 notes
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