Passive Aggressive Positivity

zach, 20, native houstonian, current chicagoan. i can be pretty militant in my opinions on GIRLS, gun control, education reform and cats. or at least, that's what you'll find in abundance here. cultivate calm.

This is how I feel about the fact that I took an online screenwriting class this semester. And that I actually have to do homework for it. 

Wearing this jacket makes me know I’m not fucking around.

Spring Break 2013 WOO!

I’m working alone today, and I’m really excited because usually I have to work with my creepy coworker on Saturdays. Also, I’ve been wanting to take Photobooth selfies since I’ve started working here, but that’s weird, you know, so here you go!

Also, I feel like it’s been a while since I’ve shown y’all my face.

Also, like, it’s my blog, get outta here if you don’t like it.

But please don’t go, I love you so.

Can we count the ways I hate this week?

1. I am feeling p awful, so awful I called into work. So I feel guilty about that.

2. I have somehow managed to squander all of my reasonable free time in the past week and am now stuck with a shitton of homework I don’t really have the time to do. Or the motivation.

3. I’m tired of the weather flipping all over the place. Just stay one thing!

4. All of my crankiness is just rolling over and over and over.

5. Is it spring break yet?

Also its been a while since I’ve shown my face round these parts

Trying to have some of this girl’s self love.

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exhibit a: beard

exhibit b: know it all open house sweater.

conclusion: week 10.

Never has there been a more accurate .gif for my life.

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kikikirk:

gpoy

srsly.

GPOY: This is how we feel about homework edition.

passiveaggressivepositivity:

ilovecharts:

-christina-n-weber 

this is my life all the time.

Thought this was relevant again, so it’s going on my blog again.

kikikirk:

#notworking (Taken with Instagram)

This is what I did at work today.

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This is me, you guys!

This is and has always been my life, and it’s about to be super problematic because of my new job as an Orientation Leader (!!!)

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