Going to bed at like 9:00 because:

1. I’m pretty fucking frustrated with the balance between my professional and personal life and also because that makes me irrational (at least I haven’t lost that part of me!)
2. I’m an old man with an old man job.
3. I have to work for 14 hours straight tomorrow including at Old Navy, which makes me just want to die.
4. I’m so tired and exhausted I can barely keep my eyes open which means the responsible thing is to go to bed.
5. I don’t have a fifth reason but it felt weird only having four reasons for going to be at 9:00.